Gwar has teamed up with Concept Cafes and Coterie Coffee Co. for a new brew, and you can check it out at Park Ave CDs.
Prepare your taste buds for battle with the news that heavy metal band, GWAR has teamed up with Concept Cafes and Coterie Coffee Co. to bring you a brew as brutal as their music, Berserker Mode Coffee!
Described as being "roasted high on a pyre of smoldering destruction, Berserker Mode is a bold, bodacious java, savagely sticky with muddy molassesness and foul-fruited candy sweetness—a real teeth-grinder of a roast. This isn’t your average morning pick-me-up. This is coffee forged in legend, powered by Blothar the Berserker’s grievous wrath, and brewed for only the mightiest of warriors."
According to ancient lore (and a press release), Blothar the Berserker—frontman of the greatest shock rock band in the history of the universe, GWAR—once roamed the icy seas in a Viking longship. Lost and alone, he was lured by a green, split-tailed mermaid, her siren song calling him to the Indonesian archipelago. But his love was unrequited, and in his sorrow, Blothar wept like a 1000-pound baby.
From his bitter tears, coffee plants sprouted across the land of Java. And thus, Berserker Mode Coffee was born—a heady and powerful drink, crafted to fuel his rage before battle. Historians may claim Viking berserkers were jacked up on psychedelics, but GWAR knows the truth: it was coffee that drove them to insane battle-lust!
Blothar the Berserker says: “The best part of getting blackout drunk is Berserker Mode Coffee. Each sip is infused with the bitter sorrow of unrequited love and that nagging feeling that something really weird happened last night. Berserker Mode Coffee is a savage brew fit for shock rock royalty. I sure feel like the King on my throne after sucking down a pot.”
GWAR’s Berserker Mode Coffee is available now, and Blothar will be making an appearance at Park Ave CDs in Orlando, to sign records and promote the coffee.
The meet and greet with Blothar of GWAR, will take place on Sunday, March 9 at 3 pm. Bloathar will be signing records along with GWAR’s Official Coffee Berserker Mode
at Park Ave CDs – 2916 Corrine Drive, Orlando.
For more information visit: www.parkavecds.com
There will also be Big Red Bus parked out front that day from 11 am - 4 pm! If you are giving a whole blood donation, the procedure only takes about 10 - 15 minutes, followed by a brief period for rest and refreshments. So come sit back, relax, and save lives!
All donors will receive a $20 eGift Card, long-sleeved T-shirt, a $10 Park Ave CDs Gift Certificate, and a Wellness Checkup, including blood pressure, pulse, temperature, iron count
and cholesterol screening
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